First and foremost, I am publicly declaring my unwavering love for the San Francisco Giants. I was born and raised on the orange and black.
My routine at AT&T park on a game day is as follows:
Round 1 – Hot Dog, Garlic Fries, Coke. Round 2 – Pretzel. Round 3: Chocolate Malt.
In case you live under a rock or only care about basketball, you know that my boys won the World Series on Monday night in an outcome none of the fancy ESPN forecasters predicted (numbers mean nothing idiots). No one saw it coming, but we crept up on those little tigers and crushed them in a 4 game, SWEEEEEEP. At this very moment, San Francisco is experiencing a shortage of brooms since all avid Giants fans have been purchasing them for the parade tomorrow. To be proud would be an understatement.
Back to the main point, Taco Bell had made a deal with MLB that if anyone stole a base during the World Series, they would give a free taco to everyone in America. Enter Angel Pagan.
Angel Pagan (a Giants player) stole a base in Game 2 of the series. BOOM FREE TACOS FOR YOU AND YOU AND YOU.
If you didn’t go get your free taco today, you better have had a good excuse. Like your cat was in labor or something extreme.
I am a huge supporter of Amuuurica, baseball, tacos and free things. So Angel Pagan, thank you from the bottom of my heart for making my dreams come true today.