To those of you who aren’t familiar with the “I fly, you buy” mentality, you’ve been missing out. Here’s how it works.
Someone wants to go eat/buy something at a store/restaurant. Before you can decide who drives, you call out “I fly, you buy” therefore declaring your dominance over the other person. This means that you will drive to said place and the other person has to pay for not only their own food/purchase, but your food/purchase as well. Because you’re driving so it’s only fair.
This mentality works especially well for late night food or ice cream runs. I can say this because I have used it many, many times before. (Sorry brother.)
So go ahead and try it and let me know how it goes. I guarantee you’ll get a free ice cream out of it. #winning
Happy Friday everyone. Yet again, I’ll be holed up finishing my capstone this weekend. See you all on the other end of the tunnel.