Bachelor Sean Bracket: Week 4 (ALERT: WE HAVE THE FIRST DRAMATIC ROSE DROP)

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Sean Week 4

Here we are in week 4, already committed to a full month of Bachelor Sean and his band of crazies. Let’s hit it.

Sarah’s thoughts/live word vomit recap:

  • Sean shirtless in the opener. Glad we have one constant this season.
  • Selma is not down for this hike. At all.
  • Sean knows how to play the ratings game. Take the most prissy girl to have dinner in a trailer. I underestimated him.
  • BRING ON THE ROLLER BLADE SHIT SHOW. HELL YES.
  • Amanda already playing the game by lying. I support this.
  • I can’t even comment on Sarah without sounding like an asshole so I’m not going to.
  • Amanda went way too hard. I retract my previous comment. That’s why you don’t lie kids. Bad things happen to liars. Like a possible broken jaw. 
  • Okay Amanda is bat shit cray. YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ADMIT TO PLAYING THE SYMPATHY CARD YOU DO THAT IN SILENCE GURL.
  • Tierra is driving the crazy train tonight. All aboard.
  • Leslie needs to stop it with her weird catch phrases. But really.
  • SHE IS LIVING OUT MY DREAM OF HAVING A PRETTY WOMAN MOMENT. GET OUT RIGHT NOW.
  • Chris Harrison must have given Sean a big boy credit card to buy all of this shit. #BeverlyHillzzz
  • Sean and Leslie have no chemistry. No rose on the one-on-one means Leslie gets a one way ticket home. Bye gurl. 
  • Um major awk having Ben Taylor still sing after Sean sent Leslie home…
  • And there it is ladies and gents, the dramatic rose drop. Every season’s gotta have at least one.
  • COCKTAIL PARTY DRINK UP LADIEZZZ.
  • Sean loves Ashlee. YES LOVE HER SO I CAN WIN THE BRACKET SEAN.
  • Robyn stahp with the chocolate jokes because you’re African American.
  • Tierra is such a psychopath I can’t even deal.
  • Okay Catherine is actually really cute. Finally she gets some air time. Get it girl.
  • Why is Amanda wearing black lipstick. She looks terrifying.
  • Closing credits: apparently Sean can’t drive. But he’s still sexy.

With the end of week 4 we send home Leslie (on the one-on-one date) and Amanda at the rose ceremony. I racked up 28 points this week for a running total of 102. Triple digits baby! Cheers to a double episode train wreck next week #bachelornation. Stay classy.

Psssst here’s the bracket outline and my bracket rules if you want to jump on board.

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