Bachelor Sean Bracket: Episode 7

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So last week I didn’t blog the second episode of Bachelor because honestly that’s a little too much Bachelor blogging for one week. Sorry. Selma and Ke$ha Daniella went home and I didn’t care much because I had already written them out of my bracket a few weeks ago. My points total going into this week is 152 and I’m feeling pretty good about it. Don’t let me down Sean.

Oh hey Sean.

Oh hey Sean.

Episode 7 Live Thoughts/Word Vomit

  • We are in the Virgin Islands people. Welcome to the good life.
  • All the girls hating on Tierra is like real life mean girls. Lesley I am giving you the honorable title of Regina. Treat it with respect and honor.
  • Ashlee is freaking me out with this secret. If she fucks up my bracket I swear.
  • Oh thank god it was only that she was married as a 17 year old. I actually thought she was going to be like “I killed someone when I was in high school and my trial is next week.”
  • OH SHIT SHE SAID I LOVE YOU THE HOUSE IS GOING TO KILL HER IN HER SLEEP. Ashlee I fear for your life. Honestly.
  • Drink up Sean. You’re going to need it for your Tierrable Date.
  • Catherine is so cute. Oh wait shit just got serious. She has a good sob story. Respect.
  • What do the other girls do when they don’t hang out with Sean on the group dates? Pound shots? Chris Harrison can you verify or deny?
  • Des are you day drunk? So many tears for the daytime.
  • LINDSAY THE DARK HORSE GETS THE ROSE. I AM KILLING IT IN MY BRACKET. YOU GO GIRL.
  • Damnit Sean saying he isn’t where he should be feelings wise with Lesley. This could be detrimental to the bracket. DON’T MAKE A POOR DECISION SEAN.
  • Lesley take down your mile high brick wall and let Sean love you. Or my bracket is screwed.
  • SEAN’S SISTER SIGNED HIM UP FOR THE SHOW HAHAHH. She is totally a secret part of #BachelorNation and is loving this.
  • “Let’s get nitty gritty.” HELL YES ASHLEE LET’S DO THIS.
  • “DO NOT LET THOSE GIRLS TAKE YOUR SPARKLE AWAY I TOLD MYSELF”
  • “I CAN’T CONTROL MY FACE ALL THE TIME”
  • Literally the weight of this season rests on Sean’s sister. Don’t let the #BachelorNation down girl. You is kind, you is smart, YOU IS IMPORTANT.
  • TIERRA IS GOING HOME. IT’S A BACHELOR MIRACLE. LET’S DANCE.
  • Side bar: Why is Sean so orange? And his eyebrows are almost invisible?.
  • OMG NO COCKTAIL PARTY. NO DRINKS. THAT MEANS THEY DO ALL OF THIS SOBER. CHRIS HARRISON WHY ARE YOU LETTING THIS HAPPEN.
  • I AM FEARING FOR ASHLEE’S LIFE RIGHT NOW. Don’t ruin this for me Sean.
  • Des – SAFE.
  • Catherine – SAFE.
  • I AM HAVING AN ANEURISM PLEASE GOD DON’T LET IT BE ASHLEE.
  • Ashlee – SAFE. THANK YOU BACHELOR GODS. OH THANK YOU.
  • Sorry Lesley. I love you but I had you going home next episode anyways so I’m not that mad about it.
  • Um wait Catherine is having a meltdown because she is staying instead of Lesley. Excuse me what. Were they a thing or something?

Point total after this episode: 173.

Next week is hometowns. Hometown dates are my favorite episode of the whole season because you throw 4 families in there and at least one is bound to be crazy and try to start some shit. That’s a wrap. Until next week Bachelor Nation! Stay classy.

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