Bachelor Sean Bracket: Episode 8

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Welcome to episode 8 of Bachelor Sean. HOMETOWNS HERE WE COME.

Irrelevant but this just doesn't get old.

Irrelevant but this just doesn’t get old.

  • Ashlee is from Houston and has an adorable dog. 10 points for you, you little Southern Belle.
  • Sean seriously, cut the bullshit already and pick Ashlee. She is perfect for you.
  • Sean get’s Ashlee’s dad’s approval for the engagement. 1-1 so far Sean.
  • Omg Ashlee’s dad telling the story of adopting Ashlee I’m actually tearing up.
  • Catherine is from Seattle and is making Sean go to a fish market where they actually threw fish at him. 10 points to Catherine for making other people throw fish at Sean’s face.
  • Side note: Where was all of this Catherine air time like 4 episodes ago? I feel like I am just now experiencing her and Sean together because she’s been MIA.
  • OMG PHOTO BOOTH PICTURES SO CUTE.
  • Catherine’s grandma making a move on Sean. A woman who knows what she wants.
  • Catherine’s sisters going for the sabotage. Tough crowd.
  • Oooooh burn Catherine’s mom brushes off the engagement blessing. 1-2 Sean.
  • Lindsay was raised on a military base. Let’s hope her dad THE GENERAL doesn’t rip poor Sean to shreds.
  • Sean is shitting bricks before walking into Lindsay’s house.
  • If I had a dollar for every time Sean said “I’m crazy about your daughter” I would be able to pay off my college loans.
  • Sean going 2-3 in engagement blessings. Bouncing back.
  • When Sean doesn’t pick Lindsay those dog tags The General gave him are going to be so awk.
  • Des is having her hometown in LA but on my original list it says she’s from Colorado. Random but whatever.
  • They are most definitely on Runyon Canyon. Where was I? I could have totally been the creeper on the bench in the background.
  • HAHAHHAHAHHAHA DES’S OLD BOYFRIEND HAS SHOWED UP THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR ALL SEASON. There is always one girl with baggage.
  • WAIT DES ARE YOU KIDDING. I totally bought that. Well played Des, well played.
  • “You mind if I holla at you real fast?” Yes I think Sean minds if you holla. I think he minds a lot.
  • Where was this douchebag when Brad Womack was The Bachelor? I would pay to see this guy lay into Brad when he was a bachelor for the 2nd time.
  • Sean didn’t even ask for engagement permission so his final count is 2-4. Better luck next time Sean.
  • Sean is going to the all Bachelor knowing Chris Harrison for final advice. Chris does what he does best and DGAFs.
  • DRAMA. DES PULLS SEAN OUTSIDE TO TALK BEFORE THE ROSE CEREMONY BECAUSE SHE IS FEARING FOR HER LIFE RIGHT NOW. LAST CHANCE DES. (I only need you safe for one more episode.)
  • ASHLEE SAFE AND FIRST ONE CALLED THAT’S MY GIRL!!!!!!
  • Lindsay second one safe my top 2 are still in this.
  • HE PUT THE ROSE DOWN AND WALKED OUT WHAT IS HAPPENING. TALK TO ME SEAN TALK TO ME.
  • I JUST GASPED OUT LOUD. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO POOR DES. I AM CRYING REAL TEARS.
  • You tell him this is a mistake Des. SEAN YOU MADE THE WRONG CHOICE DON’T LET HER GET IN THE LIMO DO NOT LET HER GO YOU IDIOT.
  • “I don’t even know what I’m going to do about my life” same here Des. Let me know when you figure it out.
  • Oh here we go for next week previews. Overnight dates bring it on. #FANTASYSUITE

Total points after Episode 8: 189

I still can’t get over Des leaving. It should have been Catherine. Des looked like she actually liked him (rare for Bachelor). YOU MADE A MISTAKE SEAN YOU MADE A MISTAKE. On another note I cannot WAIT for tomorrow’s Sean Tells All (thank you Chris Harrison). I hope he talks mad shit on Tierra and her crazy ass. Stay classy Bachelor Nation, we’ll get through the Des heartache together.

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