Bachelor Sean: Women Tell All

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I know I said my favorite episode of the season is hometowns but I don’t consider the Women Tell All episode when saying that.

OVERALL Women Tell All is the best episode hands down. All the girls Sean rejected are back to talk mad shit about each other to their faces. The claws come out. It’s the ultimate train wreck.

Bringing this back because I can.

Bringing this back because I can.

  • I’m pretty sure the entire audience is all women.
  • Sean and Chris go crash some Bachelor parties and make girls cry.
  • Dear god a sorority house. I’m going to bite my tongue on this one instead of doing serious damage.
  • Ashley P reliving the moment on national television that ruined the rest of her potential dating life.
  • “You gotta hide your crazy” but that doesn’t make for good Bachelor television Selma. Haven’t you learned that yet?
  • TIERRABLE TIMES HAVE RETURNED.
  • “I light up in a room” says Tierra. I actually just spit on my computer screen.
  • Tierra is Gretchen Weiners. “I light up a room” is the same thing as “I can’t help it I’m so popular.” IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
  • I can’t even type right now I’m laughing so hard through everything Tierra is saying.
  • Even Chris Harrison is trying not to laugh at Tierra and he’s right next to her.
  • RELEASE THE BEASTS ON TIERRA (aka the women).
  • HELL YES MY GIRL ASHLEE IS GOING TO GO OFF ON TIERRA.
  • Ashlee is throwing it down right now. Go girl.
  • Lesley going for the lawlz mentioning Tierra’s cot. 10 points to you Lesley.
  • Tierra giving a pageant queen speech right now. Waiting for the “…and world peace.”
  • DAMN THAT IS A ROCK ON TIERRA’S FINGER.
  • Sarah you win the award for cutest dress.
  • I still can’t say anything about Sarah’s arm without sounding like an ass so I’m not going to.
  • Poor Des, my heart goes out to you. Get rid of your brother and you’ll get any man you want.
  • ASHLEE’S HAIR WINS ALL OF THE AWARDS.
  • “He broke my heart” do I hear a new Bachlorette? Chris Harrison can you advise?
  • The man of the hour, Sean Lowe. TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF.
  • “You were my front runner” Sean says to Ashlee. ME TOO SEAN SHE WAS MY BACHELOR BRACKET GOLD.
  • Ashlee is going all in on this one with Sean. Sean looks like he wants to crawl under a chair.
  • Spoiler alert: Sean sucks at opening bottles.
  • SHIRTLESS SEAN BLESS YOU CHRIS HARRISON. BLESS YOU.
  • I’m putting my money on Catherine to win it all.
  • BUT WHO IS THAT DAMN LETTER FROM.
  • This dog montage at the end just took this from dramatic train wreck to saddest Bachelor episode ever.

We have an entire 3 hours next week for the finale. I can’t wait to find out who wrote the letter. I think I’m more excited for that than to see who actually wins. See you next week Bachelor Nation.

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