Today is a very important day. Besides being the end of September, today is my Dad’s birthday.
Happy Birthday Daddy. I love you a lot. Thanks for being the best Dad ever. For spending all those weekends at tournaments with me, for waking me up every morning for school, for running to Toys R Us just to go get me a pack of Sailor Moon trading cards, for braiding my hair for gymnastics when Mom was at work, for teaching me how to laugh at myself, for telling me my shoes are too tall, for always telling me I’m good enough no matter what, and for believing in me in everything I do. I hope you have the best day.
PS someone needs to go wake up Green Day today.
PPS I’ve been waiting to make that joke for an entire year.