Bachelor Sean Bracket: Week 5

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Bachelor Sean 5

Girls go to Montana. They crash the canoe into the “bushes”

Hello Bachelor Nation.

This week Chris Harrison has blessed us with 2 episodes of Bachelor Sean. Episode 5 Monday, Episode 6 Tuesday. BLESS YOU ANGEL HARRISON.

Live thoughts/word vomit recap Episode 5:

  • The girls are going to Montana. That sucks. Usually they get to go somewhere awesome like Fiji or Spain. Montana just sounds horrid.
  • Praying that Lindsay doesn’t fuck up this date. I’ve got a lot riding on you gurl considering I have you in my top 2.
  • Lindsay said adolescence. I’m actually impressed.
  • Omg Sarah Darling concert. Sean is really going for the country concerts this season. Lindsay gets a rose. YOU GO GIRL.
  • Selma keep it in your pants gurl.
  • I swear all of these girls have the athletic ability equivalent of a fetus.
  • What kind of competition is this Paul Bunyan?
  • Sean Lowe: Professional Bachelor Rule Breaker.
  • OH SHIT IS SELMA ABOUT TO THROW DOWN SHIT IS GETTING REAL.
  • Wait Tierra gurl GET OUT AND STAHP SEAN DOESN’T LOVE YOU.
  • Tierra you is a needy B****. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
  • YES ASHLEE. HELL YES. LOVE HER SEAN JUST LOVE HER.
  • Chris Harrison, a modern day Dr. Seuss y’all.
  • Ke$ha Daniella pull it together gurl.
  • Fact: crying will get you a rose. Daniella gets a rose.
  • Tierra is the crazy psychopath that does crazy shit and laughs at all her own jokes.
  • 2 on 1 dates have the same amount of awkwardness and cattiness as middle school dances.
  • Sean you’re an idiot. Tierra gets a rose.
  • COCKTAIL PAR-TAY DRINK UP LADIEZZZ.
  • Bad Girls Club reference. ALL THE AWARDS ROBYN. YOU WIN ALL THE AWARDS.
  • “If I want to go get engaged I can go get engaged” OKAY TIERRA YOU PSYCHOPATH. In case you didn’t notice, no one will ever date you after this since you admitted you’re a psychopath on national television.
  • “I am a nice girl”says Tierra. Excuse me while I spit out my tea and cackle on the ground like a hyena. Okay Pinocchio.
  • Bye bye baby to Robyn and Jackie this episode. Jackie on the 2 on 1 date and Robyn at the rose ceremony.
  • OMG THE LETTER IN THE PREVIEW FOR THE FINALE. So.much.drama.

In a nutshell this week: Tierra is a life ruiner, she ruins peoples lives.

Bracket update: Episode 5 I picked up 30 points to bring me to 132. We’re slowly moving up. Another new episode tomorrow Bachelor Nation. Stay classy (like AshLee. JUST PICK HER ALREADY SEAN.)